"Nine" Director Defies You, Will Make Pirates, Will Smith Sunk

Rob Marshall confirmed the long-standing rumor: he will direct Pirates: On Stranger Tides.

Look, no one cares now, no one will care when it comes out. Awful decision.

Alleged Scientologist (amongst other things) Will Smith and McG's new 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea is dead. Dead Dead Dead. Thankfully. Hope it happens to Rob Marshall's Pirates. It Won't.