Ask Matty, Get Horrible Answer!

The Burger King's illegitimate child has returned to dance around YOUR answers for mid-November. Want to know how Mattel responds to broken joints? You will be glad to know that Mattel always looks at collector's comments about figures. Helpful! Want to find out why shipping costs are awful, and can't be combined with subscriptions? Matty can't answer questions about shipping, as its handled by Digital River! Digital River never answers questions. Insightful!

Why even bother? Enough already, I've never read a single answer that actually answers the question!

Why has Mattel shipped any Wave 8 product to Lexington? Oh, that's a retailer question? Well, they get blind shipments, so it's on you.